Men grunt, grunt, grunt
Men fart and scratch – don’t listen.
If they don’t agree with you then there must be something missing.
Mansplain, man ‘splain.
Men swear and punch and act out ’cause they don’t have the words.
Touching, feeling, talking out – that’s just for the birds.
Mansplain, man ‘splain.
Men are silent men are strong.
Men endure, they’re always wrong.
Mansplain, man ‘splain.
Men shout and yell and butt heads, men settle arguments with fists.
Men suck it up when you hurt them, don’t file it away in lists.
A woman likes the strong silent type.
Oh yeah, a woman likes a man who doesn’t dare to disagree, who doesn’t call her out when she’s wrong.
Sweet reason doesn’t apply, feelings conquer all. Don’t argue with your lover, if you do she might be gone.
A woman likes a man who knows how to ‘lose’ an argument.
A real woman likes a really good loser.
Men condescend, men patronise, logical thinking’s a patriarchal affliction.
Accuse them of anything and it must be true, it couldn’t be fiction.
A woman opens her mouth, only misogynists disagree
A wise man keeps his trap shut, submits and bends the knee.
Mansplain, man ‘splain.
A man’s words can be ignored now
And ignored later.
Men, ‘splain.
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