Posts Tagged ‘redundancy money’


1. The letter from HR didn’t cite ‘insufficiently squamous’ as a reason you were let go.

2. The company contraction isn’t down to ‘key markets being devoured by legions of the undead‘.

3. You will actually have time to spend your redundancy money before a comet hits the Earth. Probably.

4. If the business folded because you were ‘Left Behind’┬áthere will probably be some fun openings in sin-related industries soon.

5. Now that the Reptilians have taken over there may be less technology jobs, but I hear they’ve got lots of openings in catering.

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